name | explanation | gamerscore |
shop till they drop | Upgrade the cipher at the Pox Mart Saucer Landing Zone | 15 |
Pimp My Raid | Upgrade the saucer at the Pox Mart saucer landing zone | 15 |
highest | Purchase the Capstone Upgrade at the Pox Mart using the Flotech Reactor | 30 |
Invasion of the Clones Returns II-2 | Revisit the Holopoxdeck mission in the Saucer Landing Zone | 15 |
mash machine | Accelerate Brain Extract, Body Snatch, Transmog, and Drain by mashing buttons | 15 |
Harvesting the Hidden Human Hive | Use saucer weapons to scare and drive human cows out of hidden dens on each map | 15 |
Perfect Probulator | Get 3 consecutive Anal Probes with perfect timing | 15 |
row of ducks, fish in a barrel | Line up 3 humans with the Dislocator and spread them out. | 15 |
freon fashion | Try out Crypto’s new look in the Cloning Chamber | 15 |
fun on earth | Defeat the Furonigami Collection with a rifle | 15 |
studded | Outrun Bliss Spore on skates | 15 |
Rock of the Bay | Invade Bay City | 15 |
Lie down and think of Albion | Invasion of Albion | 15 |
Looking up while walking around Takoshima | Invasion of Takoshima | 15 |
Enjoy the irony of fate, or your Tunguska! | Invasion of Tunguska | 15 |
Fly Me to the Moon Base | Invasion of Solaris | 15 |
bodysattva | Destroy tools in Bay City | 15 |
Freshly squeezed | Defeat the Cowardly Double Agent in Albion | 15 |
Dynasty | Destroy Albion’s majestic presence | 15 |
Kai juiced | Kill a familiar monster in Takoshima | 30 |
Reborn | Defeat the crooks washed up on Takoshima | 15 |
scuttled | Defeat your nemesis in a Tunguskhan ship-to-ship battle. | 15 |
Yetisund | Destroy the unfriendly old crypt in Tunguska | 15 |
lobster brisket | Destroy the crab behind the curtain | 100 |
restroom break | Demolish public restrooms on each map | 30 |
cult following | Complete the first step of the Path of the Sacred Legs | 15 |
ark boodle doodle | Summon Arkvoodle and get his vibrating superweapon | 30 |
Transmission from Sol-3 | call home | 30 |
forbidden donuts | Throw a cop into a donut with PK | 15 |
Albion Bridge is meant to fall | Cancel a penalty kick and drop a human off the Albion Bridge | 15 |
Higher than the Futen tribe | Climb Takoshima Tower | 30 |
experience pain in the body | Kill a reincarnated guru with your own body | 15 |
PK Slam Dunk | Find the basketball hidden on the moon and score a penalty slam | 30 |
if you know what i mean | Skate uninterrupted on your way to Coit Tower | 15 |
love to russia | Skating seamlessly from the Houses of Parliament to the Russian Embassy | 15 |
Freon Road | Skating from the temple gate through the park to Takojima city without interruption | 15 |
Trans Siberian Express | SKATE continuously east along the track from the landing strip near Tarkovskoye | 15 |
Steady Down the Spine | Skate seamlessly from Brisk Dome to base entrance | 15 |
against all odds | complete all odd jobs | 30 |
artistic facts | Collect all alien artifacts | 30 |
Must catch all pop art | collect all posters | 30 |
this is earth radio | collect all songs | 30 |
ultimate smoothie | Unlock all Gene Blender upgrades | 30 |
optional mandate | Complete all optional mission objectives (use Holopox deck if needed) | 90 |