*beep, beep*
snake: This is Snake. Colonel, can you hear me?
Campbell: Clearly. How’s it going, Snake?
snake: We have reached a kind of digital space. I don’t know exactly what’s going on, but I’m in an empty room andNintendo Life” and “Box Art Brawl” seem to be realized in front of you.
Campbell: what? ! All right, I have to escape somehow. But don’t let anyone see you.
snake: there is something else. There is a leaderboard behind the room. Apparently last week’s Box Art Brawl featured something called Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles IV: Turtles in Time. Colonel, what’s wrong?
Campbell: I have no idea. what else does it say?
snake: North America and Europe won 76%, with Japan a close second at 24%. Is this the work of FoxHound?
Campbell: Snake disbanded Foxhound after the Shadow Moses incident. you should know this.
snake: hmmWait – there’s something else. The leaderboard has changed. “METAL GEAR Ghost Babel” is displayed, but is it Metal Gear? Colonel, are there any new Metal Gear prototypes that I don’t know about?!
Campbell: It’s a possibility. We may have to wait for a vote on this to determine our next move. Who are the participants?
snake: North America, Europe, and Japan. It’s a three-way battle.
Campbell: I understand. Alright, stay there for now, Snake. Contact me on Codec if needed. The frequency is 140.85. If you want to use a codec, press the select button. The codec will beep when it needs to be contacted. When you hear that sound, press the select button. The Codec’s receiver directly stimulates the small bones in your ear. No one but you can hear it.
snake: I took All right, ready to vote.
*boop*
Vote in the poll below. First, let’s check out the box art design itself.
North America
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snake: Colonel, in front of the North American box art.
Campbell: Great, Snake. Age has not slowed you down in any way. what do you see now?
snake: I see… myself.
Campbell: Isn’t this another clone of Big Boss?
snake: No, this is me. I look handsome like no one else. Looking at the design, it looks like it was drawn by an artist named Yoji Shinkawa. He captures my character pretty well. Skills may have been enhanced by nanomachines.
Campbell: can be I like this design too, but I need to see other people to make an informed decision.
snake: I took
*boop*
Europe
*beep, beep*
Liquid Snake: Brother Lulu!
snake: liquid!
Liquid Snake: Long time no see, big brother! Just happened to stop by. From Europe, I wanted to share my thoughts on this particular design. No! But who is that woman with you?
snake: Sergeant Christine Jenner. He is abbreviated as “Chris”. He was indebted for the Galuedo Incident in “Metal Gear: He’s Ghost Babel.”
Liquid Snake: Ghost babel? Ridiculous – is it canonical?
snake: No, I don’t think you’ll understand anyway. It was made for a system called Game Boy Color.
Liquid Snake: Very interesting Snake, have you ever talked about the “Les Infants Terribles” project?
snake: I will go.
Liquid Snake: Not yet, Snake! We’re not done yet!
snake: I’m gone
liquid: wait-
*boop*
Japan
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Campbell: I heard that it’s amazing that the purple stuffed animal famous for flapping its wings holds a tuning fork and blinks raw in Harakiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!
snake: what..? Colonel, are you okay?
*boop*
*beep, beep*
Campbell: The juice of the anemone or clematis plant can cause a rash. It is recommended to wear gloves when pruning them.
snake: Colonel, get out!
*boop*
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Campbell: Raiden, last Thursday something happened on the way home. Looking up, I saw an orange glowing object in the eastern sky! It was moving very erratically… Suddenly I was surrounded by an intense light. What do you think happened to me?
snake: Raiden is not here!
*boop*
*beep, beep*
snake: Go, Colonel. Everyone, vote for your favorite box art and get me out of here!
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Thank you for joining the Box Art Brawl again.
Thank you for voting! See you at the next Box Art Brawl.