| name | explanation | gamerscore |
| shop till they drop | Upgrade the cipher at the Pox Mart Saucer Landing Zone | 15 |
| Pimp My Raid | Upgrade the saucer at the Pox Mart saucer landing zone | 15 |
| highest | Purchase the Capstone Upgrade at the Pox Mart using the Flotech Reactor | 30 |
| Invasion of the Clones Returns II-2 | Revisit the Holopoxdeck mission in the Saucer Landing Zone | 15 |
| mash machine | Accelerate Brain Extract, Body Snatch, Transmog, and Drain by mashing buttons | 15 |
| Harvesting the Hidden Human Hive | Use saucer weapons to scare and drive human cows out of hidden dens on each map | 15 |
| Perfect Probulator | Get 3 consecutive Anal Probes with perfect timing | 15 |
| row of ducks, fish in a barrel | Line up 3 humans with the Dislocator and spread them out. | 15 |
| freon fashion | Try out Crypto’s new look in the Cloning Chamber | 15 |
| fun on earth | Defeat the Furonigami Collection with a rifle | 15 |
| studded | Outrun Bliss Spore on skates | 15 |
| Rock of the Bay | Invade Bay City | 15 |
| Lie down and think of Albion | Invasion of Albion | 15 |
| Looking up while walking around Takoshima | Invasion of Takoshima | 15 |
| Enjoy the irony of fate, or your Tunguska! | Invasion of Tunguska | 15 |
| Fly Me to the Moon Base | Invasion of Solaris | 15 |
| bodysattva | Destroy tools in Bay City | 15 |
| Freshly squeezed | Defeat the Cowardly Double Agent in Albion | 15 |
| Dynasty | Destroy Albion’s majestic presence | 15 |
| Kai juiced | Kill a familiar monster in Takoshima | 30 |
| Reborn | Defeat the crooks washed up on Takoshima | 15 |
| scuttled | Defeat your nemesis in a Tunguskhan ship-to-ship battle. | 15 |
| Yetisund | Destroy the unfriendly old crypt in Tunguska | 15 |
| lobster brisket | Destroy the crab behind the curtain | 100 |
| restroom break | Demolish public restrooms on each map | 30 |
| cult following | Complete the first step of the Path of the Sacred Legs | 15 |
| ark boodle doodle | Summon Arkvoodle and get his vibrating superweapon | 30 |
| Transmission from Sol-3 | call home | 30 |
| forbidden donuts | Throw a cop into a donut with PK | 15 |
| Albion Bridge is meant to fall | Cancel a penalty kick and drop a human off the Albion Bridge | 15 |
| Higher than the Futen tribe | Climb Takoshima Tower | 30 |
| experience pain in the body | Kill a reincarnated guru with your own body | 15 |
| PK Slam Dunk | Find the basketball hidden on the moon and score a penalty slam | 30 |
| if you know what i mean | Skate uninterrupted on your way to Coit Tower | 15 |
| love to russia | Skating seamlessly from the Houses of Parliament to the Russian Embassy | 15 |
| Freon Road | Skating from the temple gate through the park to Takojima city without interruption | 15 |
| Trans Siberian Express | SKATE continuously east along the track from the landing strip near Tarkovskoye | 15 |
| Steady Down the Spine | Skate seamlessly from Brisk Dome to base entrance | 15 |
| against all odds | complete all odd jobs | 30 |
| artistic facts | Collect all alien artifacts | 30 |
| Must catch all pop art | collect all posters | 30 |
| this is earth radio | collect all songs | 30 |
| ultimate smoothie | Unlock all Gene Blender upgrades | 30 |
| optional mandate | Complete all optional mission objectives (use Holopox deck if needed) | 90 |