It’s the perfect weekend to try out the big games for free, and we’re currently having temporary free weekends for the excellent superhero strategy games/friendship simulators Midnight Suns, Age of Empires 4 and Far Cry 6.
As part of GOG’s current hosting giveaway if you want to keep some free games We Love Games Sale (opens in new tab)Unfortunately, the first giveaway for the Alien Breed Trilogy has already ended. For his next two days of alimony, uh, let me check the notes here. Buying!sex, intrigue, meth (opens in new tab).
Biing, as Richard Cobbett once described in his Crapshoot column, is an erotic hospital management sim. This is a highly competitive niche subgenre. Probably because no one other than German studio Reline Software thought, “What if Theme Hospital was really hot?”
At Biing, you are a hospital micro-manager. You hire staff, buy ambulances, build new rooms, expand your ward options, buy medical equipment, decide which patients to take and where to send them, play golf, and balance the budget. It’s my job. This is all just taking place in the same universe as the cartoons in the old Playboy magazine issue. is the same.The same level as an accountant.
GOG’s giveaway also includes a sequel, Biing. 2: Sonne, Strand Und HeiĂe NĂ€cht. Like the other downloadable extras, as the name suggests, it is only available in German: a pdf of the original manual and an uncensored version of the game. I don’t think so. Neither are likely to make lists of the best sex games anytime soon.
As for the name, it is a reference to the miracle of birth. Hospital scene from Monty Python’s The Meaning of Life (opens in new tab)It’s probably the funniest of all these games.