Cleaning up the mess in a stealth game can be quite a hassle. You don’t want to waste precious water arrows washing away blood when you can use it to extinguish torches so you can stab the next guard. In addition, the corpses must be thrown away where they cannot be found, and the bathtub already contains five corpses. Here is the solution: Become a vacuum cleaner.
That is the concept of Justice Sucks: Tactical Vacuum Action. This is an upcoming stealth game where you are a Roomba who is also an assassin. Built on the tiny experimental game developer Samurai Punk released in 2019 as his Roombo: First Blood, this game combines the fun of Dishonored’s sneaky murders with the satisfaction of cleaning up.
After drenching the pastel world in blood, you can glide and clear pools of red gore as effectively as you’ve seen on TV. You can mulch your body with some kind of attachment that will probably cost an additional $9.99, but that seems like more gore.
The plot of Justice Sucks is supposedly about Bruce Willis being trapped in a “television dimension” during a 1990s action-movie-like marathon where he brutalizes a bunch of tough guys at once. To help you kill your way back to reality, you can summon “Your Fighting Spirit, Sexy McLean”, who takes the form of a muscle man from the anime series who punches people. We’ve seen a lot of cute videos of cats riding Roombas, and in Justice Sucks, you can use those cats as weapons to tear guys to pieces.
Justice Sucks: Introducing Tactical Vacuum Action vapor (opens in new tab) The mature content description says it contains “cartoon violence”, but that seems to be another way of saying “you can reduce people to steaks and then eat them”.