I have beaten Gabby Jay very few times in my life.
Dear Nintendo, you cowards.
Fearing their own shadow, they refuse to acknowledge the reality of the situation. You and Koei Tecmo Koei’s semi-dependent partner can’t admit the simple fact that’s staring you in the face: The future of the Warriors is Punch Out!!! but it’s so obvious in this case that I’d honestly be embarrassed to list all the evidence. But for the purpose of humiliating you into doing what is right, I am willing to humiliate many of you.
1. Punch Out!! A perfect candidate to handle the Warriors due to its dense cast of characters.
The Warriors game relies on an ever-expanding list of playable characters that can be leveled up, enhanced with equipment, and used to replay missions over and over again, and it’s completely lost. creating the illusion of diversity in the game series. Punch out! ! You’ll never run out of characters to start out as enemies and eventually add to your party for subsequent replays.
Age of Calamity quickly became the best-selling Warriors game in the series’ history, selling 3.5 million copies in a matter of months. Considering the daily pace of Warriors game releases, this is an impressive feat. Since I typed this article, no less than four products have appeared on the market.
Age of Calamity launched with a respectable cast of 18 fighters. It must have been a lot of work to achieve that number, even though it was inspired by games that are at the heart of the sparseness of the world. Still, they found the inspiration for us to play the mummified cleric who has trouble standing and the tree, who is famous for his poop jokes. Just classic.
Combatants are the only ones you can count on Punch-Out!! series, Punch-Out!! Warrior easily has 29 playable characters. A less inspired person would argue that the cast lacks charm, but I don’t believe Yunovo is a decidedly better character than Punch Out!! . Americans love pizza. Americans love pasta. Despite the pandemic, his 2020 earnings for the average Olive Garden store were his $4.5 million. Pizza pasta is money.
Special: Unlimited Breadsticks – Restaurant Only.2. The Punch-Out story isn’t over yet!! Characters.
Not only are there a lot of characters, they are all fit for the task of being transformed into Warriors…warriors. I chose 3 characters from Punchout! Randomly pick a franchise to “design” a character from the Warriors universe.

Heike Kagero – Straightforward, Heike is a Heian period style pastiche designed especially for women. Drawn eyebrows and long hair are the pinnacle of cultural courtesans who are familiar with importing Chinese culture at the time. This may allude to the fact that in many forms of Japanese theater, men played female roles, and he was trained in an Edo period dance style called Nihon Buyo. Or maybe simply Nintendo wanted to use his hair as a weapon in the ring. It’s a triumphant plot point that would rule WWE for about four months after 30 years.
Move set: The fictional Kagero Heike character would work well as a fighter for the Warriors. He is a particularly fast, combo-heavy boxer. He can bounce gracefully out of danger, and Mirage can utilize his dance to create an afterimage to hide his position. This is so much better than being on a boat. As I mentioned earlier, his hair is a weapon. He has a fist to hair launcher combo, and his charged “special attack” can utilize his afterimage to create clones that brutalize fields of grunts. It’s very Bayonettatic. This is already better than half the Hyrule Warriors.
Special Advantages: Heike is the term used to refer to the Taira clan, a clan that dominated Japanese politics for a time in the 12th century. One of Japan’s representative epics, Heike Monogatariis an epic cycle moral drama that traces the rise and fall of the Taira clan, and, as is often the case in epics, due to the arrogance of the Taira clan’s vassals and their members. What advantage does this give Heike Kagero as a musou character? musou games are full of meaningless text that no one cares about, they just want to push A’s. The Tale of the Heike is public domain. Copy and paste to move on to the next character.

soda popinski – A random selection process gave me the win by default this day. Popinski is so well known that it doesn’t need much preamble to describe his ’80s boxed villain of the Soviet stereotype anti-America. He drinks to gain strength, and even though Nintendo disinfected “Vodka Drunkenski” to “Soda Popinski,” his quotes in battle still reveal what’s what. I have to.
Move set: His 2009 rendition introduced a series of movements in front of the world’s ‘soda’. His rapid succession of uppercuts is probably known as “Soda Something,” but I don’t feel like looking further into it. His “Soda Rage” is a series of quick jabs he unleashes in response to Little Mac wasting a delicious “soda”. He also drinks “soda” to restore his health. In theory, it effectively makes him invincible for as long as he can keep drinking. On Special Attack, as a proud athlete from the East Block, we know he’s juiced up to gills on steroids. He can recreate a workout scene from Rocky IV, and then go into superjuice mode where everything is a blur… from soda, but he’s a rippling pile of unnatural muscles. When his charge is depleted, we can say that he “drove a bike.”
Special Advantages: brand tie-up. In-game advertising is the future, and there’s no better way to experience the world of boxing than to have warriors drink sponsored products in pre- and post-fight interviews. Given his professed booze and his half-spouted actual booze, he has two different markets to look for cross-promotion bidders. It can also be localized. With the Switch console located in Japan, Suntory could offer Drunkenski his vodka between rounds. Less familiar with the brand, PepsiCo could offer Popinski in the U.S. a drink for gamers: Mountain Dew® Game Fuel® Courageous Sherbert. In the EU nanny state, Helsinski would sit empty-handed while being lectured by bureaucrats.

Bob Charlie – oh.
Move set: He delivers three spinning uppercuts. He can also fake them for another attack, making them confusing to fight. He’s also particularly evasive, and there’s a reason for this. His special may come from his post-knockdown attack. When a coach yells at him, “Bob, it’s time to…” yes, he yells at him or says something. It’s not important. Charlie will then fly around and land some attacks. Let him move on.
Special Advantages: Parody is protected, so I don’t think the Marley territory can do anything. The bar is already pretty low here, so anything they do to improve Bob could apply to other characters as well. Rastafarian music is something Nintendo can add to his 300 days worth of music already on Smash, and it’s new. i guess? I’m not going to verify that statement. I’m about to change the subject now.
3. Now change the topic to rebranding.
Punch-Out!! feels like it was just yesterday. 2009 was announced. And that’s true if we live in 2009 now, or theoretically in 2010 for a short period of time. Now he is in 2023. If you’re actively trying to forget, I’m sorry. Super Punch-Out Gap!! And Punch-Out!! There’s been some concern lately that making a new game in the series would be difficult…for good reason, and a Warriors game could ease that transition.
Nintendo has been using spin-off games in third-party hands to set the stage for full sequels. For example, the Metroid series went through a long fallow period and needed to get the project up and running quickly, so Nintendo hired Next Level, an outside studio at the time, to produce Federation Force. This game was a big hit in my head. look now , 2021 will see his new 2D Metroid game, and 2029 will see his CG logo for a 3D game.
Punch-Out Warriors!! Filling the void in Punch-Out!! A series that even Nintendo doesn’t know about, a 90+ hour experience. This would introduce the series to people who are only interested in games that allow them to spend an enormous amount of time leveling up their characters. And the concerns people might have about Punch-Out!! After four consecutive squashes, you may feel numb. face.
Let’s call this a brand awareness campaign. This is part of Transmedia’s plan to reminiscent of his infamous 2017 Fire Emblem Direct, where Nintendo announced around 40 Fire Emblem titles. What else is Punch Out!! Title? I don’t know, it’s a mobile game. And a new punch-out!! Is it a rhythm game? I don’t know, but I’m not going to publish every issue of this 22-part series of his.
4. Let’s talk waifu.
Generally speaking, I do not recommend this. Think about the possible consequences. Your parents will discover your anomalies, your friends will discover your anomalies, and so will you. your friend’ There’s a twist and you horribly discover yourself parental twist. However, a Warriors game should consider that theme. Age of Calamity has strayed quite a bit from its form and seems to be a huge success. Not totally disappointed. I think people ride and die for Parla, but there are no Warriors original characters like the Hyrule warriors Lana and Shea.
But this match will set a precedent. Mobile Punch Out if you’re going to pull the gacha!! Not all characters need the wrinkle effect, but Little His Mac and some of the more popular fistfighters have some of the transmedia visions of the future mobile to further fill his game with rich pulls. female iterations may be created in .
Can we be sisters? No no. We don’t want this Warriors title to contradict the Wind Waker norms.- Mrs. Sandwoman
- Aoife Ryan
- Referee (Female Alt)
- Dulce Flamenco
- Glass Jane
Well, it could be different.
5. Elephant in the Room
See, it’s impossible to sneak around the political inaccuracy of ‘Punch-Out’!!! Lord knows I’ve been trying. This is a game that boils down nationalities to a few caricatures and beats the shit out of them. I’d argue Punch Out!! The Warriors have a unique aptitude for meeting this challenge head-on and countering criticism.
It could be argued that the characters are largely “acceptable” thanks to their established histories. This seems consistent with his 2009 Nintendo effort where he introduced only one new character. The super macho man in particular is a common American stereotype in film and television, meaning he could have been perceived as “safe.” It didn’t matter, but in the end the character still received significant criticism. Punch out! ! Warriors will rely on these pre-approved stereotypes. There will be some gripes, but many people will roll their eyes at this piece entirely out of nostalgia.
There is also another way that critiques of stereotypes target Punch-Out!! It would directly criticize white Americans beating foreigners around the world. No one cared after the Rocky Boom. Today it will be even harder to sell. But here the warrior is unaffected and can fight anyone and anyone. This criticism has been isolated to a more traditional format so the Warriors can rebuild their game around this particular concern.
Finally, this could potentially update the grandparenting of various characters in Punch-Out!! Franchise them by putting them in the least threatening situations imaginable: playable heroes. This saves them for the real future of Punch-Out!!
DK punch out!!