The phrase “touch the grass” has become a rallying cry of angry people on the Internet, and is most often directed at gamers. Or simply “Oh my god, what you’re complaining about is SO TERMINALLY ONLINE you should actually go and do something not sitting in front of your computer yelling at strangers on the internet” It’s like saying “calm down”, but it’s more exciting. Should we really go out more?
YouTuber and Twitch streamer j0rts seems like a duck of sorts, but he spends most of his videos doing weird and “little meaningless things,” as he says himself.this too I’m playing Mario Kart with just my eyes, Kill Super Mario 64 at 400% speedWhen Attempt to clear the Great Deku Tree Dungeon without turning left.
J0rts’ latest project is a gamer’s dream. Touch the grass as fast as you can in all Mario games.Most games only take a few seconds, but very few 2 minutes Find the first grass in Super Mario Bros. half past three Minutes on Yoshi’s Island. The longest is Super Mario Sunshine, which takes 7 minutes, which is ridiculous.
J0rts set some ground rules (hahaha, ground rules) for touching grass — you have to be active. In other words, you can’t do it during cutscenes. The black grass at the start of Super Mario Odyssey doesn’t matter either.
You’re probably wondering which game is the quickest to touch that grass, right? Surprisingly, it’s Super Mario Land 2, and before Mario puts his mitts in that green thing, it’s the grass. has only 6.34 seconds of unrelated activity.
So now you know When you’re asked to touch grass, just fire up Super Mario Land 2 and you’ll have grass in no time.