When they say life comes quickly, they don’t take into account the terrible wait times of e-shops.
i’m furious i am perplexed. I am awake well past bedtime and cannot calm my mind poisoned by confusion.
I was in an eShop, minding my own business, trauma dumping questionable products on the Nintendo World Report Discord (Join us today!). I think of this as a form of ablution. I see the inexplicable and cleanse it from my mind by delivering it to you, the unsuspecting reader.
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Today, I find Hentai Horrors, European Excretions, Losy Logos, and games where reading the descriptions thoroughly and pursuing the images contained doesn’t give even the slightest hint of what the game is about. It read a long-dead language whose speakers, by heaping pebbles, recorded the totality of society’s combined knowledge. Their useful work we recognize, but it’s utterly baffling.
Sometimes two of these questionable products can create a kind of exhibition hall that is poorly defined, ill-conceived and malicious.
But not today.
A walk through the worst art gallery of all time today More AAA clocksNo, behind a glass case, away from the crowds trying to use flash photography for the art behind Lexan, was a tragic triptych of technical trauma. And now, as your curator, I have to pass this trauma on to you.
Nothing normal is happening in this image. In the conditioned state, the eyes move from left to right and neurons explode as they scan the page.
After doom-scrolling through about 100 lines of eShop denials, my eyes were indeed starting to fog up. I thought this faded image was an accident by the publisher, unthinkable, but we live in a world where this eshop thumbnail happened.
Nothing is inconceivable.
From there, my eyes twisted to the left as I examined pool party images that were below stock photo quality.
The guy on the bottom right is pogging.
Some faces show joy, others show fear, and there is a man with a flamingo on the lawn. Every time I see their faces, I get new emotions. But the man is always fed up. 2 Joycons with straps. I think this is a Wii Sports-style beach party for him, but it could be a survival game set in a haunted pool. Only a frightened woman in a donut inner tube knows for sure.
Or Man. teeth. Pogging.
By comparison, the Faded Cooking Tycoon 3: 3-in-1 Bundle was downright mediocre. General mobile game-like art of people idly doing food. I think everyone raises their hips, sticks out, presents food, and there are buildings made of sweets. Too many boring games left in the sun. Colors fade and symbolism is inevitable.
If you go to the right, it’s that fucking cat again. She Wants Me Dead is released seemingly every week, with some new decorators on top of it. This week it will be the “Ultimate Edition”, and next week it will be the “Deluxe Edition” or “Extended Edition”. Oh no, they’re already happening.
So far, this trio has been a bit of a bummer, until the last detail pulled my mind off the chest.”Out of stock.”
The Cooking Tycoon 3: 3-in 1 Bundle is a digital-only product and is out of stock.
out of stock?
out of stock!
I can’t do this Why are digital products allowed to be “out of stock”? Ran out of bits?someone had to program This stupid flag. Did they know the outrageousness of their demands? Were they told? Was it overtly obvious? I simply can’t do this.
should i believe? request For Cooking Tycoon 3: Has the 3-in-1 bundle outstripped supply and can no longer meet the needs of the frothy market? No, they have decided to stop selling this particular bundle. Did. Why not simply delist? Is this some kind of reverse psychology? Cartmanland “And You Can’t Come” thing?
Why is this badge a thing? can not understand.
Upon review, this isn’t the first time we’ve seen this nonsensical logo! That damn cat also has a free “out of stock” soundtrack. But this? This is the actual game.
It’s one thing for AAA Clock to do 20 releases, or an eShop to insist on displaying DLC āālike the actual game, or for the same game to get 11 premium SKUs. “Recent” list. It’s a whole other thing when a digital product sells out.
I’m a pogging man, with my finger outstretched to warn, aiming directly at the center of the out-of-stock banner. His face contorted with shock and fear.
this. Man. teeth. Pogging.
…and I reject this.
